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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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Take a Kirby

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.
by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022
mugGet the Take a Kirbymug.

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.
"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*
by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023
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Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
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Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
mugGet the Shit Take Thursdaymug.

thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
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Don't take away his zaza

When you try to take away something from a cat that he's not supposed to have in his mouth in the first place.

Sometime relating to an obsession of some kind, or with a scrunkly cat.
Tom: Bro, don't take away his zaza !
Arthur: Bro i didn't know !
Tom: You fucking dumbass
by Catzthebest June 8, 2023
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