Where's Ted today?
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015

When you try to take away something from a cat that he's not supposed to have in his mouth in the first place.
Sometime relating to an obsession of some kind, or with a scrunkly cat.
Sometime relating to an obsession of some kind, or with a scrunkly cat.
by Catzthebest June 8, 2023
