shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

Ops shit

“Ops” being short for “operations”, these tasks consist of the hardest of labor imaginable. Such as but not limited to; stocking a crawl space, cleaning dip n dots goo, building hand sanitizer stations with your bare hands, dealing with media team bullshit, and working with anything involving trash. If it sucks, the ops team does it. Benefits to doing Ops shit is the massive amounts of poon you get and your drinking ability is maximized by 115%.

Hot chick: how do you guys work 90 hours a week in the dead heat and still find time to drink every night?

Ops squad: that’s just ops shit babe

by ClarkTheLark November 30, 2021

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

incase shit

this is more like insurance. some money paid for insurance

Daughter: Daddy you havent taken me shopping in a while.
Daddy: Well yea, it is because iam saving some incase shit money

by Mulele August 24, 2008

mo shit

Another word like bullshit. Mo shit is defined as when someone is pulling an extra dose of bullshit and has advanced to a higher level.

James in on that mo shit, he’s already past the bullshit.

by AnastasiaBeeverhausen March 16, 2018

Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013