Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.

Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

people with penises

A self-explanatory term that is often used poorly by people who are trying to be progressive. People in this category include cisgender men, transgender women, and any nonbinary people with that specific anatomy. There are very few good uses for this categorization outside of specific medical classifications. Descriptions of the social behavior of people in this category tend to just focus on the behavior of men, and describing them in a way that includes transgender women is transphobic. This term is intended to be a more politically correct alternative to "male-bodied", but somehow manages to be just as bad of a description.

There is nothing wrong with using "men" or "cisgender men" or even "men and masculine people" as an alternative to this term so as to not needlessly include trans women.

"I'm sick of how people with penises treat me on dates."
"But you only date men. Don't you mean that you're sick of how men treat you on dates?"
"You're right, I'm sick of how men treat me on dates."

by ladydarkmoon December 19, 2022

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024

The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'

Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...

Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

people

retarted animals who think they are not animals even though in the taxonomic ranks, kingdom is animal. People are one of the most stupid animals on earth that destroy everything.

People should be dead or the earth would be dead

by Gayhogeveryday May 11, 2018

National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023

London People

people who always carry knifes or daggers on them, this is coming from a person whos in the UK themselves

i like London People

by MEWHENTHEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH October 27, 2025