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Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C
by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021
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Jesus

The definition of sex. When you think of sex you think of Jesus Christ. Very sexy very strong very cute very handsome very very very sexy. Nothing compares to Daddy Daddy is sexy. I love Jesus he is very and a sweet heart. Aleah love Jesus with all her heart forever and ever and ever. He's very sexy
I would love to have sex with Jesus Christ. I would love to see Jesus Christ cock. What is the definition of sex oh, Jesus Christ.
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Jesus

Meaning god within, (me) we r all Jesus (only me)
U r such a Jesus..
by Kyshwore February 18, 2022
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Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.
Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.
by MofotheeG May 15, 2025
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Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"
by beastmode8234 April 9, 2022
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Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
by azues November 21, 2021
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