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old tumblr

Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:

person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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five year olds

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"
by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020
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Old

A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.
Person 1 - blah, blah, blah, snapchat, Instagram, influencer, likes...
Person 2 - I’m glad I’m old.
by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019
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Old Yeller Teeth

When your teeth look like butter, cuz they're so yellow.
Ohhh... Hail nah... Did that dude really try talking to me with them old yeller teeth.
by TMP78 November 7, 2020
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old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.
trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!
by chadremains September 17, 2008
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old Chromebook

Old Chromebooks as ms **** said are filled up 0.0
by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019
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Old Poot

Uncle Regis's wife; so it would be your awntie. The family calls her Old Poot but her real name is Mary Jane.
You hanging with Uncle Regis tonight? I hear Old Poot might be there.
by TheNotoriousOne23 April 19, 2018
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