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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
mugGet the Old softiemug.

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
mugGet the handling the old ladymug.

Old Kenny

When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.
Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.
by Bubzinho November 8, 2013
mugGet the Old Kennymug.

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface
by Mr. yee November 30, 2017
mugGet the sack of old hammug.

Ye Olde Bussy

Ye Olde Bussy is an old man who is willing to be a bottom but has also been a bottom for a while.
"I was tapping Ye Olde Bussy"
"Your grandpa got that Ye Olde Bussy!"
by Itain'tObeeezy March 27, 2024
mugGet the Ye Olde Bussymug.

3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'
I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.
by Vivvy12345 April 14, 2021
mugGet the 3 year-oldmug.

New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
mugGet the New Age Old Schoolmug.

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