handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

The days of the old republic

Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.

In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019

Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".

"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"

by Tatianapianist December 9, 2008