Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way
ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011
Get the Ben Kaufmanmug. Ben has black hair. Ben is friends with everyone but has a couple of really close friends. He plays music in his free time. But there’s a dark side to him. Ben seems weird but once you get to know him he’s a great guy.
by CHOCOTACO March 18, 2023
Get the Benmug. A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
Get the Ben Storymug. by mlgherobrine64 December 2, 2019
Get the Benmug. Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.
by buritobun089 August 19, 2018
Get the Ben Matthewsmug. it's ben solo in that new star wars movie topless and u can see how swole he is and so u connec solo with swole and u hav swolo
by i really do not have a life December 28, 2017
Get the ben swolomug. by Benlikeslily May 7, 2019
Get the ben culyermug.