keg monkey

To stand around a keg at a party, get your cup filled, then drink it real fast, fill it up again. Usually is done until the keg is finished.

I was at this party last night that was so busy I decided to be a keg monkey.

We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!

by MikeyG69 December 27, 2007

Monkey Trumpet

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

by andybased April 30, 2008

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 15, 2008

Monkey Furr

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

by bret. August 14, 2008

jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

Braindead monkey

Hosen

Hosen is a braindead monkey

by 8————) January 18, 2018

monkey nod

When one lowers and raises their head quickly to a monkey, as in agreement or acknowledgement.

J always performs the monkey nod when responding to his monkey friend.

by MonkeyBoy8 October 21, 2011