soccer mom crisis

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

by Lavender12 July 14, 2015

ur mom gae

"ur mom gae" is a (completely undeniable) accusation stating that your mother is homosexual (she is).

"ur mom gae"

"oh."

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022

You'er Mom Gey

The Godly insults given by thy "smart people" some never truely never understand the real, and harsh words that come from ones lips when saying this insult to another. The only way to truely deflect this harsh, harsh insult is to summon the minds of the gods and reply "no u" it will save you'er life. Only mere mortals do not understand the grammar written to understand the harshness of these insults.

"Hey CHARLIE you'er mom gey"
"No u"
'NO U! You'er mom triple gey"

by _You'ermomgey_ April 6, 2018

Suck your mom

A derogatory term used mostly by KSI

In the United Kingdom 🇬🇧

Aye suck your mom fam

by Taushiq135 April 18, 2022

ur mom gay

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

hotter mom tiebreaker

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.

The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.

by cdh121 January 31, 2012

ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.

Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!

by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022