Michael 

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

Michael by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Michael 

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

Michael by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Michael 

A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

Michael by Eclipse<3 September 5, 2021

Michael 

He got a big DICK

DAMN my nigga MICHAEL GOT A BIG DICK

Michael by Cheesebrbrman September 6, 2021

Michael 

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.

Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!

Michael by 423042 October 7, 2021

Michael Donoghue 

A young sexy fine specimen

Oh look it’s Michael Donoghue the sexy specimen

Michael Donoghue by Nathan pender lover October 11, 2021

Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.

Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

Michaela mickey boo Norris by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021