my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

The House in Fata Morgana

peak

The house in fata morgana is best piece of fiction ever

by kebabi101 March 31, 2023

The Loud House

A popular TV show on Nicktoons that started in 2016. This features Lincoln and his 10 sisters, along with his bestfriends such as clyde and ronnie-anne.

The Loud House is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino......

by JadenTheMoose April 1, 2023

Alligator fuck house

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.

My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.

by [AFH] Bodhi29 April 3, 2023

Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.

Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host

by M_Ace January 18, 2023

Dark House

A house or room where madmen are confined

Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude

by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023

Pasty House

Got defrauded for £5k worth of food. Local to the Plymouth and Tavistock area in Devon.
food was shit anyway, charge it tho.

Pasty house got chopped LOL

by Rhino Olly January 24, 2023