Friend with benefits

An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.

My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.

by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018

Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Fuck Friend

A friend who fucks you over

He fucking told on you?? What a fuck friend!

by imposturized November 25, 2014

real friend

A friend in real life who hangs out with you in the real world. Unlike a friend you met online and have never met in real life in person.

Chloe: Is he your real friend?

Ben: Nah I met him on Facebook.

by oben May 2, 2010

gender friend

A friend, with whom you are having casual, yet emotional sex. Differing from a Fuck buddy in that there is emotion involved in the pairing, usually a combination of jealousy loneliness.

Uninformed Man: Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl who'd be really pissed off if she heard me say that.

Learned Man: You sir, have a gender friend.

by Spencers Finest January 14, 2008

friend slut

a bitch who goes with her friends' partners or ex partners and has sexual talk with them, or even sleeps with them. making out, touching, talking is included.

that used to be "friend", Cher stole my man. what a friend slut!

by tu madre santa de la virgen July 4, 2010