Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
Example johnathan dick small like a bean
by Pussy fag April 07, 2022
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Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.
"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."
by DicDaddy July 25, 2023
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Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass
Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo
by Mars_ December 27, 2019
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Epic Beans Town

The hip way of saying a cool place. This could also be considered the equality of Indian Cultures Nirvana
Mom- Where were you today?
Me- Oh, I was just at Epic Beans Town
by EpicBeansTown June 17, 2019
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shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum
*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"
by Cummie pooh August 02, 2018
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Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.
“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”
by ELJAMS June 02, 2024
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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 18, 2023
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