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Baby eaters

A race of people that are so poor they have to eat their own babies, if they dont have a pregnant women they will try to steal the next door neighbours babies and for this reason they are always at war with their next door neighbours
Grealis: i have no money, i need food

Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute

*Hayden has a baby*

Hayden:here you go

*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*

Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster

hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe
by harrrissson robberrrts June 30, 2009
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baby corn

a term used to describe a micro dick
Kolb's got a baby corn
by Eric Kolb January 12, 2008
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Baby Joe

"Yo this kid is a fucking baby joe bro "
by JOYKED January 18, 2008
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Baby Bird

A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.
Paul: So how was last night susan?

Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.
by 33337333 March 3, 2009
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sugar baby

A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.
On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
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baby cakes

•Cakes made by babies
•Cakes made from babies
•A pet name for a partner.
1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.

2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?

Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.


John: *spits out cake*
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Sock Babies

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.
Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?
by leilin May 13, 2005
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