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top halfing

The method of only looking good on the top half of your body. It became popular during the video conferences people would have to do during the 2020 quarantine.
Stan: Did you see Dan yesterday?
Dave: Yeah, he was so top halfing.
by 999_4_Life September 16, 2020
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top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net
So I hit it and it went top left pidge
by Netfinder November 12, 2015
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Top shagger

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan
by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020
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Top darts

Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.
“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”

“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”
by Davofromthelocal June 5, 2018
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Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.
That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers
by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022
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Cock Top

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
by Lala Anne April 14, 2023
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Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
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