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When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 06, 2017
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
by McChuff January 28, 2024
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?
Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024
noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017
'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'
by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017