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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.
"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"
by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023
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Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023
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J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable
She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.
by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023
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Pulling a J

The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.
Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.
by anonymous August 15, 2023
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PB&J

Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.
Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly
by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023
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