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Whitewell Syndrome

a line of thought that rejects anything that is put forward by science, mainstream religion, or modern philosophy.

If you irrationally hate homosexuals, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you reject all science in favour of biblical dogma, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you think that criticism of your beliefs actually further solidifies your beliefs, you have Whitewell syndrome.
Person A: The Universe is vast and ancient and it is fascinating to learn about it.

Person B: There is nothing to learn as Genesis describes everything, let us go live in a hut and reject modern society!

Person A: Damn, we have lost someone else to Whitewell syndrome.
by Neuromancer1984 August 4, 2011
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Suburban Syndrome

A person who is used to the safety or bubble of the suburbs. These are people who are likely to get their car stolen when they leave it unlocked. They also tend to not understand what being poor actually is. This is due to the bubble they live in that is due to having been raised in the suburbs. Many people will claim that their family used to be poor because they lived in a not-so-great area, or that they are poor cause they have school debts.
Nick: Hey dude I heard you used to be poor?
Chad: Yeah man we lived in an apartment for half a year while my parents were between college and getting into their career, it was hard cause we had so many debts.
Nick: Oh... I don't think that's really what being poor is, but anyways, I heard your car got broken into?
Chad: Yeah some dipshit crackhead stole my Nike Air Force One's and my brand new Macbook from my 2021 X4.
Nick: Oh that really sucks man, what happened?
Chad: Dude I just told you, he opened my car door and took the shit!
Nick: Was it locked??
Chad: Who fuckin locks their door?
Nick: You ever hear of Suburban Syndrome?
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cockholm syndrome

symptoms of cockholm syndrome including being a pick me, hating other women and being obsessed with men that treat you like trash and/or hate you
Johnny Depp fangirls have a terminal case of cockholm syndrome
by sexyhypochondriasis June 14, 2022
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Sonic Syndrome

When a piece of media has some absolutely terrible writing but it's music is extremely good
Matt: Wtf? why does RWBY have godlike music but a shit story?

Andrew: It suffers from Sonic Syndrome sadly...
by Exotic Eggs March 21, 2022
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Wolverhampton syndrome

Wolverhampton syndrome.

Usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.

Symptoms include but are not restricted to:
Abnormally large or 'bulging' eyes.
The inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
Exaggeration of world travel.
Over use of referencing "they" or "they say" - (nobody knows who "they" are)
Q: Hey man, what was with that wiered dude at the wedding party...

A: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome
by Adrian the biggest June 30, 2017
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Kiibomaeda syndrome

A syndrome where you fall in love with dilfs

Most common cause is being exposed to Kiibomaeda's posts of dilfs with no caption. You might resent the posts at first, but with more exposure over time you will develop the syndrome
"Almond cookie is a dilf 🤤"
"You got Kiibomaeda syndrome or something? 🤨"
by ScaredKidd0 August 3, 2021
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Morelli Syndrome

when a guy gets mad jealous when a girl talks about boys.
by NiggaCop August 27, 2019
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