Angry shit

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up

Chris- “I had an angry shit last night”
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow”

by Wenlock May 4, 2018

Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 4, 2019

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021

Shit Kobe

When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.

Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash

by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021

Hut shit

This word was created by the people that live in Academy Gardens
(It’s another word for saying Oh shit)

When something cool happens you have to say hut shit hut shit

by Flavor Cash July 3, 2021

Sandwich Shit

When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.

Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?

Guy: Sandwich shit!

by mrincredible September 10, 2012

Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012