Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019

10-10-10 rule

A rule to tell your friends so that they don’t walk home when it’s unsafe. If it’s after 10pm, it’s more than a 10 minute walk, and you’re looking like a 10 (which you ALWAYS are), then you get an Uber.

Especially for big city girls and gays, but also country boys and everywhere in between.

She told me she could walk home at 1am, but it’s a 20 minute walk, so she called an Uber. She followed the 10-10-10 rule, so we didn’t have to fight about it like we always do!

by DrunkandSafeCelena February 1, 2024

hang-up rule

the person who makes a phone call has to be the first to hang up. if you break the rule, you WILL be cursed.

omg you can't break the hang-up rule or your house will be egged! bye.

by feedthecrave. May 23, 2009

Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.

Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!

by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021

MacGlutenary Rule

To be used when you have artificially stuck random facts together in an attempt to bluff someone into believing you know what you are talking about, but have been called out. Similar to calling a "Mulligan" in golf, one could use the "MacGlutenary Rule" to refrain from a discussion without further embarrassment.

Mary- "You are so full of shit, I don't believe a word you just said!"
Jonathan- "I'm calling the MacGlutenary Rule"
Mary- "More ridiculousness! There's no such rule!"
Jonathan, eager to save face- "Urban Dictionary, look it up!"

by Factsmith September 2, 2018

The Rules

When your friend doesn't get you a birthday presnt or it doesn't come then they have to send you nudes.

"Did your hear that the cologne that Emily got for Sean didn't come yet?"
"Damn well I guess she'll have to send him nudes, that the rules"

by BigMan69420lmao October 16, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021