poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

Poo tang

Poo tang simply put is another slang name for pussy such as meat pocket, clam, stink box, or slit.

I’m look to get some poo tang at this whore house tonight!!!

by Hankscolts January 21, 2020

Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well

Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo

by Slynche April 10, 2016

pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.

Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.

by jigglebelly1 August 31, 2011

pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023