middle street

a person who is quite clearly above 'the streets' adding innit and geez or similar into conversations, but failing badly on regular occasions!

alright geez, whats going on? nice weather we are having innit.

friend - mate stop the middle street bullshit, ya posh bastard!

by will_is_awesome November 3, 2010

Thrusting a middle schooler

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.

"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."

by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008

middle-africa

(adj.)- a word used to describe high school freshman boys; undeveloped in the central region; unworthy of upper-classman girls.

"Jay, I don't understand why you go for the middle-africa boys, i mean really, you're a sophomore."

by oxjamiexlinxo January 28, 2009

The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz February 18, 2009

middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

bitch in the middle

When a man loves another man, but a person with a pussy comes along and snatches him away. That person is called 'bitch in the middle'.

Verb: Bitching in the middle.

Bob: 'The love of my life, Jim, was seduced by Tansa with the big ones!'

Tim: 'That bitch in the middle!'

by Phillipjohnson April 19, 2014