michael richardson

A little knob jockey who always wants to be gang raped
by BigKnobBown May 16, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Michael Betts

"Michael Betts is so black"
by ddeeznnuts May 31, 2023
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Michael Bucktooth

When a situation has 0 impact on your life and no one cares about any possible outcome relating to the situation.
My boss is mad I couldnt cover on saturday. But to me thats a Michael Bucktooth cuz i dont care.

Yea no one showed up to the funeral. It was basically a Michael Bucktooth.
by JackMoozlum May 26, 2022
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michael mcclean

the definition of michael mcclean is the same as if your anal warts started popping blood
my michael mcclean just started happening to my assholes asshole
by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020
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Michael Caine

Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine.

Caine is known for his pronounced Cockney accent. Cockney rhyming slang replaces works with ones that rhyme - “apples and pears” for stairs, “pork pies” for lies (and further shortened to “porkies”), etc. With an English accent, “Michael” sounds a bit like “my-co.” Add in his last name, and Michael Caine becomes slang for Peruvian marching powder.
“Are you coming the the party tonight? Make sure to bring your mate Michael Caine”
by Stabitha Christie July 09, 2023
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Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
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