Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.
Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."
by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023
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frisco sandwich

A sexual situation involving three men or three women, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them. A homosexual threesome.
After getting his two guy friends drunk, Darian couldn't wait to be the meat in a frisco sandwich.
by Rojer W June 14, 2010
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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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hangover sandwich

2 pieces of bread (toasted if you sober enough) with a condiment of your choice in the middle. it could be ketchup or just onions. very good for calories though.
Alex: bro what did you have for breakfast this morning
Jeremy: oh bro I got shitfaced last night so I only had a hangover sandwich
by osama ben ladder September 27, 2021
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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.
As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.
by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023
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