Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

by Alinek March 24, 2019

Death

It can be normal and terrible

Person 1: My Grandma death was by suicide
Person 2: O-Oh nice?

by YeetAndDelete99 December 25, 2019

Death

the escape

death is the escape

by Rainbow7456 February 11, 2020

Death

The stale smoke left in a bong if you can’t clear it in one hit. Sometimes caused by poor planning/timing sometimes caused by shockingly dank weed that’s hits harder than expected

Hey don’t pass me that death, clear the damn thing

by A. Smoker December 13, 2020

Death

Another word for your girlfriend/boyfriend

Then I met my death

by Bløød October 14, 2019

Death

Another word for your girlfriend/boyfriend

Then I met my death

by Bløød October 14, 2019

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023