To shit on your girl or hoe's chest while spinning in a circle. The when the poo is curly you cut your pubes and put the shavings on top for sprinkles and then ejaculate on top for the icing =Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icing!
by Ninja Mook July 22, 2009
Get the Chocolate Twisty with Sprinkles and Icingmug. A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
Get the About as much use as a chocolate teapotmug. its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010
Get the cheese willies with the chocolate fondue setmug. by Helllzbelllz January 9, 2011
Get the Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?mug. by We want the funk July 3, 2006
Get the chocolate covered cherry pickermug. When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry
by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004
Get the Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberrymug. A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
Get the Chocolate coated banana bendermug.