deez nuts

the best game in the world

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!

by Benjamin Daniels February 08, 2008

Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.

Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)

by Sean MacDonald July 20, 2008

sweet as a nut

THE definitive Newcastle expression of joy.

Here radgy is that tac alreet?

Aye, its as sweet as a nut wor kid.

by Elswick Charver April 21, 2006

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 01, 2004

nut juggler

One who juggles nuts, aka BALLS. Juggling is often performed by the mouth, as though swirling a couple gob stoppers.

Hey, stop juggling his nuts and get over here and bring my dinner hussie!

by Jamie Slater January 05, 2004

nickel nut

A person who thinks he is being helpful but is actually making a complete fool out of himself and who everyone thinks is a BLANK.

"Dude, who the hell is that nickel nut?"

by Ciddo Xxavius January 12, 2008

deviled nuts

the mixture of mayo, herbs, and human testicles that go inside the middle of a hard sack

by Anonymous October 28, 2003