Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

hard top

It is used for cars and the type of roof they have, the opposite is a convertible as it can change its roof and is not a constant hard top.

"I prefer a hard top car to a convertible"

"I don't think you know what a top is Bob"

by Rex420 January 10, 2022

top

Me.

i’d look nice on top of you 😏

by bleh27 January 13, 2022

Manor top

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.

Ewww! he is getting off at manor top, he will be scranning rats tonight.

by Aes10 January 16, 2022