cream

you know why you searched this... im willing to bet your in school right now...

p1: "omg~ i just creamed!"
p2: "ayyooo??"

by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Cream Flapells

Cream flapells is when someone wants to eat the creaming vagina flaps for dessert

Cream caramels for dessert bro?? Nahh I’m having my missus cream flapells

by Creampie69creamy October 16, 2023

bills cream

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types

why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle

by forenzic September 16, 2004

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025