Child: Hey man, why are you playing Minecraft? It sucks. Play Fortnite instead
An actually intelligent person: Sorry, you autistic child, but I don't wanna get cancer
An actually intelligent person: Sorry, you autistic child, but I don't wanna get cancer
by Jesus Fucking Christ Allistor November 5, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
by K I L L M E P L Z November 6, 2018
Get the Fuck Fortnite Februarymug. A shitty game that turns boys into ignorant bastards and makes them care about nothing but the shit game
Right yeah, every lad in the nation is playing fortnite an its pissing me the fuck off to be honest with you
by wankingiscool.org May 6, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. by HipsterMan1988 May 7, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. a great game but people need to get out more , i saw a full 3 minutes on my snapchat of one persons wins !!!!!
Random Dude 1 " Hey bro invite me to a party on PS4/XBOX , so we can play Fortnite"
His Friend " yeah dude lets go for that VICTORY ROYALE "
that VICTORY ROYALE will be all over their snapchat just you watch
His Friend " yeah dude lets go for that VICTORY ROYALE "
that VICTORY ROYALE will be all over their snapchat just you watch
by randomroadmanTing February 16, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.
Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024
Get the Fortnite Jizz Fizzmug. by By super thot slayer June 1, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.