Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"

You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?

by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025

National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 7, 2020

eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 2, 2022

Banana Eats

A popular Roblox game made by RyCitrus as a successor to his other game, Midnight Snack Attack. Players must escape a giant banana (or bananas, depending on the game mode), while completing various tasks scattered around the map to reduce the time that the banana(s) has to find them. As of this writing, the game has more than 250,000,000 visits and is still updated on a monthly basis.

Banana Eats is a thrilling hide and seek game; easy to learn, hard to master.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

weed eat

getting high and licking someone's butthole.

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.

by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017