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About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot
by xterrorx November 30, 2004
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cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly
jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off
by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010
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Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!
Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
by Helllzbelllz January 9, 2011
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chocolate covered cherry picker

The act of one orally extracting puss out of his/her partners hemorroid
Oh god Billy you have to give me a chocolate covered cherry picker tonight
by We want the funk July 3, 2006
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Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry
by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004
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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
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Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012
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