Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

Cheese Witch

A bird that talks strange cheesy shite. Like my mates ex-girl.

Cheese Witch: Some chatter box chick.. talking shite.. and you zone out.. too much cheese.

by dexcellent August 3, 2009

emo cheese

When somebody passes gas.
Emo people cut their selves, it refers to when someone cuts the cheese(farts).
When someone farts it must be called out, "Emo cheese" to warn people of the stink that follows.

Aaron: did you fart

Travis: Emo Cheese

by Trevor Hudson May 18, 2008

macaroni and cheese

Macaroni and cheese is a synonym for sexual intercouse.
Defined and made popular in the late 2006's by Eric G.

Here we have a brief conversation using the term correctly.

Eric: i think im pregnant.
Holley: oh you know
Eric: is it yours?
Holley: it better be
Eric: you're the only one i've made macaroni and cheese with lately.
Holley: we'll see. if the childs black ill know something has been going on

by Eric Grimes October 6, 2006

vag cheese

disgusting slut who doesn't clean her vag so she gets a yeast infection, a girl who is in desperate need of a razor dove soap and cleaning wipes

that girl is such a ho she has to have vag cheese

by lrdrlover13 April 9, 2010

Cheese Cake

Occurs in a men's locker room, the victim is bent over, tying their shoe or something when another male sticks his bare ass in his face and farts.

Damn yo, you got cheese caked before gym everyday this week.

by markus June 26, 2004

tight as cheese

A person, place, or thing, that is more than awesome.

"YOUR JACKET IS TIGHT AS CHEESE," said the teenage girl wit a passion for fashion.

by Chelsea the Chester May 25, 2005