fuck up a bird

Devour a whole chicken

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now

by Kleeve April 27, 2017

3am bird

A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.

Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.

John: "How was your night?"

Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"

John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"

Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"

by TrayManator February 23, 2012

Bird Box Challenge

The Bird box challenge is when you take your Girlfriend to KFC buy a bucket of chicken then take her home shove a drumstick in her pussy and fuck her in the ass upon completion you remove the chicken drumstick from her pussy eat it then lick her pussy so it taste like chicken.

i met a girl from the bar last night and did the Bird box challenge on her.

by Crixus420 October 1, 2023

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains May 7, 2018

Garbage Bird

A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.

Also known as Ibis

"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"

"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*

"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"

"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"

"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"

"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"

"All hail Garbage Bird"

by xgrated October 3, 2017

Pinkle Bird

A penis, especially a small one.

Synonyms: wiener, dick, schlong, wee-wee, cock.

That wiffle ball almost hit me in the pinkle bird!

by I_AM_GRIM July 8, 2025

Red Bird

Ginger Cock

Damn that guy must have a ginger cock he's a real Red Bird

by jayyymaxi January 11, 2023