The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010
Get the Tour de Francemug. Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: I don’t know what you are saying.
Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: That Is Not Even A Word.
Austin: I am saying Like What, in Spanish What Don’t You Get?
Robert: I don’t know what you are saying.
Austin: Como De Que?
Robert: That Is Not Even A Word.
Austin: I am saying Like What, in Spanish What Don’t You Get?
by AJ EBK November 4, 2023
Get the Como De Quemug. "Tyra de Loofje" is another word for suicidal symptoms after watching Tyra de Loof's videos on tiktok.
ONLY IN THE NETHERLANDS OR BELGIUM
ONLY IN THE NETHERLANDS OR BELGIUM
by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020
Get the Tyra de Loofjemug. (adj./verb)
A tactical retreat from a conversation that’s veered into the Mariana Trench, but you’re fresh out of submarine snacks.
Short for "Deep Enough; Moving On", it’s the polite cousin of "TL;DR" for verbal interactions. Use it when you want to exit an argument about snail extract based anti-aging face-cream being vegan or not or if someone’s dissecting their astrological trauma again.
The semicolon isn’t a typo—it’s the pause you take to regret ever asking “How are you?”
Use sparingly on first dates.
A tactical retreat from a conversation that’s veered into the Mariana Trench, but you’re fresh out of submarine snacks.
Short for "Deep Enough; Moving On", it’s the polite cousin of "TL;DR" for verbal interactions. Use it when you want to exit an argument about snail extract based anti-aging face-cream being vegan or not or if someone’s dissecting their astrological trauma again.
The semicolon isn’t a typo—it’s the pause you take to regret ever asking “How are you?”
Use sparingly on first dates.
Example 1:
Friend: “So I analyzed our texting patterns and think Mercury retrograde is why you ghosted me—”
You: “DE;MO, buddy. My brain’s at capacity, and my soul needs a juice cleanse.” exits chat
Example 2:
Coworker: 30-minute monologue about their sourdough starter’s existential crisis
You: “DE;MO. I respect your dough’s journey, but I’ve got emails to ignore.”
Friend: “So I analyzed our texting patterns and think Mercury retrograde is why you ghosted me—”
You: “DE;MO, buddy. My brain’s at capacity, and my soul needs a juice cleanse.” exits chat
Example 2:
Coworker: 30-minute monologue about their sourdough starter’s existential crisis
You: “DE;MO. I respect your dough’s journey, but I’ve got emails to ignore.”
by demon_eye January 31, 2025
Get the DE;MOmug. dongo my mom is al de bongo ful of bongo.
or
Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.
or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo
or
Dongo de bongo is a real king of a Bongo.
or lif is sad without a dongo in de bongo
by hdugedhsdmdbhjb November 28, 2018
Get the dongo de bongomug. Very nice city with with with the hoogtepunt pizza lier & Bowling Westland
The peoples of de lier are very smart.
The peoples of de lier are very smart.
by Weert Gilders November 28, 2023
Get the De Liermug. Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022
Get the De Freshmakermug.