Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich

Take two pices of bread and apply a generous ammount of peanut butter on one side to both pieces of bread, then pack it down the crack of your ass.

guy #1: "Dude, do you wanna try my Peanut Butter & Crack Sandwich?"

guy #2: "Fuck no, I ain't fallin for that shit again!"

by fingelring November 20, 2010

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Peanut Butter Time

The act of laying on a recliner with your legs spread wide apart. Then dig your hand into a container of peanut butter. Spread that handful all over your scotum covering the entire base. It is also a good idea to put some on the tip of your dick. Then call your dag and or cat in and let them lick it off your scrotum.

Joao grabbed the Jiff peanut butter and loudly proclaimed so his dog could hear "Its peanut butter time."

by phillip39 April 14, 2010