Milk

Cereal water

Milk

by Unicornpoops July 6, 2018

milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

Milk Lecucu

Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.

We had a lovely race and then afterwards, I finished her off with a Milk Lecucu

by ImARocketMan258 February 20, 2024

Milk

What my dad left to get 10 years ago

Hey son I’m going to get milk
dad no please
Dad leaves

by wholeftme10yesago January 24, 2020

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022

the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.

"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"

by annnnonnnnymous August 26, 2011