skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.

by In A Rut February 17, 2024

Ball Choker Pants

Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.

Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.

by Ice86 November 30, 2022

Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.

Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.

by BFBill March 24, 2024

Pantelis

A superior being that is just better than everyone and everything and always correct. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ you might get blinded trying to talk to him cause of his beauty and never argue with him , he is going to destroy your arguments at sigh

What is this god like being?
He is clearly Pantelis

by Traveller1616 October 6, 2022

Captain sappy pants

Someone is like a sap but the king of saps

Elisha your a proper captain sappy pants

by Captain parcel pants January 5, 2020

Ash pants

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.

"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."

by Brickdictionary118 October 23, 2016