When a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. If one throws up, then they have to start over.
Mike: "I bet you I could do the Darigold Milk Challenge."
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
Daryl: "Ok, prove it. I'll count for you."
Mike: "Ok, here goes." *chugs*
Daryl: 1
Mike: *chugs*
Daryl: 2
Mike: *chugs another*
Daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
Mike: I'm gonna puke, *chugs...*
Daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
Mike: *barfs up all the chocolate milk*
Daryl: Bro cmon, not on my counter, that's where we eat. Now you have to start over and clean it up.
by Anarchist666 May 23, 2013
To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.
You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !
by Darko83 June 13, 2013
by GoldenWanker June 18, 2018
by NoodleDogDictionary December 14, 2020
implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on
by milkless guy August 13, 2022
by cheesy wet cheese milk May 24, 2023
My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020