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by Seymour Butz December 12, 2022

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P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.

I grow lots of p(l)ants.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

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P-issing

Occurs when you and your mate touch penises. Very romantic, a lot nicer than actual kissing. P-issing is the perfect thing to do on your first sussy date.

Vincent: "Hey Simon, can i p-iss you?"
Simon: "why, of course.." *unbuttons pants* "I love p-issing"

by sonlolsonlol22 December 16, 2022

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Pushin' P

A selling approach in which the salesperson attempts to control the sales interaction and pressure the customer to purchase the salesperson's urine

Amouranth: hey handsome! wanna try a taste of my pee? a sip is free but its $49.99 for a bottle
Me: god Amouranth! stop Pushin' P on me!
Amouranth: you know, I think you're really cute and interesting... how about i give you 10%! i can only hold this special price for you today, though.
Me: wow! i'll take two bottles!

by PissDrinker42069 December 19, 2022

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