Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

Michael McCabe

the banana mike

I am Michael McCabe, the Banana Mike, the dankest of them all

by The True Banana Mike February 21, 2018

Michael

Someone who has a crippling porn addiction

Damn, Michael can't stop watching porn

by japohjui8p09 July 10, 2023

oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Michael Scott

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

by Rictoman February 2, 2025