May 9th

National give it get a blowjob day. On this day if you ask someone for a blowjob they have to give you one.

May 9th

“Hey can I get a blowjob?”
“Yeah”

by 743772 May 6, 2022

First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

May 14

Most dads birthday

Wait your born on May 14 you have a dad birthday.

by anonymous November 13, 2021

May Fools Day

April Fools Day In May is May 12

I pranked my mom on May Fools Day

by IwuvUtea May 12, 2022

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

May 20th

It’s the most gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl Aishling Mae’s birthday on that day!

person: “omg do you know that gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl there???”

other person: “no why?”

person: “that’s Aishling Mae, it’s her birthday on May 20th”

other person: “woah that’s so hot” 😩😩😩

by anghealach May 23, 2021