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Suck my dick like a Capri-sun

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun
by Acko Morales March 11, 2021
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You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone
Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!
by Endr9 February 4, 2020
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You know what song really SUCKS?

Story of a Girl by Nine Days. When I was in school every day when I would wake up in the morning they would play that stupid song a lot. It was a really stupid song, they never even had a hit ever since...
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020
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suck my dik u skanky ho

the sucking of the dick and de skanky ho is doing de sucking
by dik skank ho January 30, 2018
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Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head
Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off
by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021
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suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"
"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"
by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008
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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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