When a girl is in the back of an Uber, usually blackout drunk trying to jack her male counterpart off in a swishy jacket
by Bonafide1535 February 16, 2019
Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century
A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century
A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*
Example 2: Zac Efron.
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*
Example 2: Zac Efron.
by DirtyWafflez August 07, 2009
The act of pinning a female face down and holding her in place by wrapping both hands around her throat while hitting it from behind.
by TheWestCoastKitten April 15, 2020
This is when you have a girl for example Erin and you whip her from behind and then stick it in her.
For example you might say I did a Dirty Tom on her last night and she loved it
For example you might say I did a Dirty Tom on her last night and she loved it
by Really fucking Dirty Tom April 15, 2020
by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020
When you get anally raped by a squid and use its black ink as lube. After performing a proper Dirty Keira, neither parties survive.
by Yellingman11 April 17, 2020
a dirty libby is to perform the talent of riding dick and watching people walk by through the window. this may trigger some people as she makes eye contact and stares into your sole as you’re just trying to make your way home. dirty libby refuses to
root unless there is a window she can look into the street to.
root unless there is a window she can look into the street to.
by dirtysluts101 May 31, 2019