Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Waffle

Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century

A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*

Example 2: Zac Efron.

by DirtyWafflez August 7, 2009

Dirty Tom

This is when you have a girl for example Erin and you whip her from behind and then stick it in her.

For example you might say I did a Dirty Tom on her last night and she loved it

Fuck me so hard she said doing Dirty Tom

by Really fucking Dirty Tom April 15, 2020

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

dirty kat

The act of pinning a female face down and holding her in place by wrapping both hands around her throat while hitting it from behind.

He gave her a dirty kat and she was his for life!

by TheWestCoastKitten April 14, 2020

dirty keira

When you get anally raped by a squid and use its black ink as lube. After performing a proper Dirty Keira, neither parties survive.

Hey do you want to do a Dirty Keira. The ocean is only a mile away.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

dirty Libby

a dirty libby is to perform the talent of riding dick and watching people walk by through the window. this may trigger some people as she makes eye contact and stares into your sole as you’re just trying to make your way home. dirty libby refuses to
root unless there is a window she can look into the street to.

“i was just walk-in home and looked into a window and saw some bitch doin a dirty libby!”

by dirtysluts101 May 31, 2019