When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.
by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022
by junie118 January 03, 2024
by Bob 😉 December 15, 2017
When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023
The best friend there is. Always eats gum.
Most of the time blonde and has nasty habits such as farting and burping
Usually found with best friend Jenny or James
Most of the time blonde and has nasty habits such as farting and burping
Usually found with best friend Jenny or James
by Dee doe July 01, 2019
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
by Jac0b3y November 05, 2021
the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).
by foxy_6471 December 02, 2024