hair

hair on any head, ooor where the sun don't shine

no more hair for the narwal

by shushie slushie January 6, 2021

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 8, 2013

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.

Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot

by yodady14 December 9, 2010

hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair

Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe

by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019