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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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Snoop doggy style

When you're hitting it from the back doggy style whilst smoking a blunt.
F: "Hey man, how'd it go with that date last night?"
Y: "Great dude, took her back to my place and we did it snoop doggy style"
by Notbobdole April 19, 2020
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Harry Styles

person 1 : harry styles is so ugly
person 2 : yes.
by 66628a November 24, 2021
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Harry Styles

“Harry Styles is performing at msg tonight. I don’t know him, who is he?”
“A god.”
by megannnn86 February 25, 2022
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Harvard Style

Using another mans thighs as a masturbatory aide.
Jack covered his genitals in lubricant and began to go Harvard Style on John.
by dolcettoofficial August 10, 2023
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Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.
Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!
by MinnesotaStyle December 29, 2021
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Viking Style

I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.
by Trixi K. June 17, 2022
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