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birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021
mugGet the birth control pantsmug.

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.
by !:"!:#":$":":12 May 6, 2018
mugGet the dumby poopy pantsmug.

Pant

weird pieces of cloth you wear over your legs to restrain your manhood.
Greg doesn't like his manhood so he wears super skinny Pants
by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014
mugGet the Pantmug.

Pulling a saggy pants

When saggy pants gets angy and trys to roast
he cries
Did he pulling a saggy pants?
by gay-er-son June 12, 2022
mugGet the Pulling a saggy pantsmug.

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